It's too bad Edward Cullen isn't real
2009 (7th Grade)

I'm in love with a vampire.
He sets my heart onto a blazing fire.
It's too bad Edward Cullen isn't real.

Is my cold, dead prince here in his shiny Volvo yet?
And yes, there is a reason to fret:
It's too bad Edward Cullen isn't real.

Cold, extremely fast, sparkling.
In my heart, there is a marking.
It's too bad Edward Cullen isn't real.

His motto is, "Do I dazzle you?"
Don't pretend; you know you do.
It's too bad Edward Cullen isn't real.

When he's not here, everything's a blur.
Darn it! I'm in love with a fictional character!
It's too bad Edward Cullen isn't real.